If You Desire Praise Or Esteem, Endeavor

If You're Looking For The Suspect In A Suicide Bombing, Here's A Clue: Look For The Dead Guy.

The Reason We Have Few Friends In Adversity, Is, Because We Have No True Ones In Prosperity.

Yeah Man, They Call Gambling A Disease, But It's The Only Disease Where You Can Win A Bunch Of Money.

I Have Always Loved Las Vegas. It's A Traditional Place For Lounge Comics To Perform, And I Love That.

Whenever I Do Theaters, I Don't Like 'em. I Don't Think They're Right For Stand-up.