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I Don't Know Anything About Politics. Like, Zero. Nothing.

You Ever Hear Guys With Small Cocks Talk About Sex? Can't Talk About It Enough. They Even Got Poems. They'll Say, 'it's Not The Motion Of The Ocean, It's The Boat Of The Lotion.' I've Even Heard Variants..., It's Not The Tree Or The Size, It's The Axe That You Wax.' It's A Whole Sub-genre Of Poetry Now That's Taught In Many Of Our Finer Institutions.

Imprudent Restrictions Often Force Youth Farther Than Enticement Would Carry Them; And Careless Limitation Is Frequently Worse Than No Injunction.

Your Worst And Most Dangerous Enemy Is The Person That Injures You Under The Pretensions Of Friendship.

Flattery Succeeds Best On Minds Previously Occupied By Conceit.