Note To Self... Sex With Blow-up Doll

The Soul Is Never Perfectly Secure From The Influence Of Passion; The Occasional Tranquility She Seems To Enjoy, Is Rather Relaxation Than Imperturbable Triumph.

Stand-up Has The Best Writers, Because It's The Hardest Writing By A Million Miles.

If It Wasn't So Pointless And Ridiculous, It Would Be More Humiliating. Also, If There [hollywood] Weren't So Many People As Bad As Myself - Equally Untalented People - It Would Be Even More Humiliating.

Envy, Like A False Mirror, Distorts The Symmetry Of The Sweetest Form.

The Character Of Giving Advice Often Makes Us Accountable For The Conduct Of Those We Advise.