You Really Have To Have Some Muscle

In High School, I Was The Class Comedian As Opposed To The Class Clown. The Difference Is The Class Clown Is The Guy Who Drops His Pants At The Football Game, The Class Comedian Is The Guy Who Talked Him Into It.

When Comedy Is Good, It's Jazz. The Beats Of It, The Looseness, The Improvisational Part, The Music-the Way You Hit The Inflection, The High Notes Of A Joke. It's All Melody To Me.

When You Realize You Want To Invest The Rest Of Your Lifestyle With Somebody, You Want The Rest Of Your Life To Commence As Quickly As Achievable.

This Time I Particularly Loved Because It Came From A Real Experience With My Grandchildren. Having Them Alone Alone For The First Time For Six Or Seven Days And Going "wow, This Is Exhausting," Because When You're Not Around Little Ones For A Long Time, You Forget About How Much Work That Is. So I Came In And Started Writing The Story That Became This Movie ['parental Guidance'].

A Laugh Is A Weird Sound, And When You Get A Couple Thousand People Making It At Once, It's Really Strange. But When I Can Feel Proud Of Myself For Causing It, It's Great.