You Shake A Slogan At An American

Labor Leaders Don't Do Much Laboring After They Are Able To Lead.

There's No Way In The World You're Going To Make A Political Party Respectable Unless You Keep It Out Of Office.

And Kid Congress And The Senate, Dont Scold Em. They Are Just Children Thats Never Grown Up. They Dont Like To Be Corrected In Company. Dont Send Messages To Em, Send Candy.

Women Are Not The Weak, Frail Little Flowers That They Are Advertised. There Has Never Been Anything Invented Yet, Including War, That A Man Would Enter Into, That A Woman Wouldn't, Too.

Farmers, Get Out Your Sense Of Humor. Congress Meets To Relieve You Again Next Week.