You Should Listen To Your Heart, And

A Woman Is Like Beer. They Look Good, They Smell Good, And You'd Step Over Your Own Mother Just To Get One!

We've Been Running A Little Behind Schedule. But Only By About 15 Years Or So.

I Judge My Life By How Miserable It Used To Be. If I Could Pay My Rent, I Was Deliriously Happy. Now I'm Deliriously Happy All The Time.

The Scary Thing About The Future... There Will Be Tiny Cameras Everywhere, And They'll Be Flying Around Like Mosquitoes And Drones. That Will Be Bad. Drones Are Scary. You Can't Reason With A Drone.

I Like All Of The Early Relationship Strips That Were Collected In 'love Is Hell,' Where I Pretended To Be An Expert In Relationships And Did Comics Like 'the Nine Types Of Boyfriends,' 'sixteen Ways To End A Relationship,' 'twenty-four Things Not To Say In Bed,' And Other Arbitrarily Numbered Lists.