You Show Me A Tropical Fruit And

If A Drug Has Anything Going For It At All, It Should Be Self-limiting. It Should Tell You When You've Had Enough.

Just Cause You Got The Monkey Off Your Back Doesn't Mean The Circus Has Left Town.

The Child Molester Skipped Breakfast, But Said He'd Grab A Little Something On The Way To Work.

If Drumsticks Are For Playing Drums, You Would Think That Breadsticks Would Be For Playing Bread, Wouldn't You? "would You Like Some Breadsticks?" "no, Thank You, I Don't Play Bread. I Play Drums. Perhaps I'll Have A Drum Roll."

I Knew A Transsexual Guy Whose Only Ambition Is To Eat, Drink, And Be Mary.