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Baseball Players Are Smarter Than Football Players. How Often Do You See A Baseball Team Penalized For Too Many Men On The Field?

Back Then, If You Had A Sore Arm, The Only People Concerned Were You And Your Wife. Now It's You, Your Wife, Your Agent, Your Investment Counselor, Your Stockbroker, And Your Publisher.

For A Hundred Years, The Owners Screwed The Players. For 25 Years, The Players Have Screwed The Owners-they've Got 75 Years To Go.

Lots Of People Look Up To Billy Martin. That's Because He Just Knocked Them Down.

A Lot Of Long Relievers Are Ashamed To Tell Their Parents What They Do. The Only Nice Thing About It Is That You Get To Wear A Uniform Like Everbody Else.