You Take Care And I Hope I'll

My Wife Made Me Join A Bridge Club... I Jump Off Next Tuesday.

Guy Goes Into A Bar With A Duck Under His Arm. Bartender Says, "where'd You Get The Pig?" Guy Says, "this Is A Duck." Bartender Says, "i Was Talking To The Duck."

Look Out For Number One And Try Not To Step In Number Two.

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Father Worked In A Bank. They Caught Him Stealing Pens.

Once I Opened Up A Fortune Cookie And Inside Was The Guy's Cheque Next To Me I Said Hey Buddy I Got Your Cheque He Said Thanks.