You Take Care And I Hope I'll

A Sense Of Humor Is Rare. It Isn't Telling A Joke About How There Are Three Ways To Get To Heaven. It's Being In A Restaurant And Hearing Someone Say, Everyone's Got Their Tale Of Woe, And Then Turning Around And Saying, Unfortunately, In Life, There's More Woe Than Tail.

I Walked In On My Wife And The Milkman, The First Thing She Says Is "don't Tell The Butcher"!

Once I Opened Up A Fortune Cookie And Inside Was The Guy's Cheque Next To Me I Said Hey Buddy I Got Your Cheque He Said Thanks.

There's Only One Thing Wrong With My Wife's Face - It Shows.

I Get No Respect... I Tell You, When I Was Born, The Doctor Smacked My Mother