You Think You're So Cool Just Because

You Can't All Of A Sudden Go To Sleep One Night And Wake Up Martha Stewart. It's Bit By Bit By Bit.

When Did The Cell Phone Become A License To Be Rude? And Why Must I Be Subjected To Your Personal Conversations?

Were I Forced To Describe This Woman In One Word, That Word Would Be...herpes.

I Tried, It Was Hard, I Quit, The End. Story Of My Life.

I Would Rather Receive A Pap Smear From Captain Hook Than Venture Out On New Year's Eve.