You've Got To Be (an) Optimist To

Funny Thing About Being A U.s. Senator, The Only Thing The Law Says You Have To Be Is 30 Years Old. Not Another Single Requirement. They Just Figure That A Man That Old Got Nobody To Blame But Himself If He Gets Caught In There.

My Forefathers Didn't Come Over On The Mayflower, But They Met The Boat.

Say, Did You Read What This Writer Just Dug Up In George Washington's Diary? I Was So Ashamed I Sat Up All Night Reading It.

Good Judgment Comes From Experience, And A Lot Of That Comes From Bad Judgment.

When Ignorance Gets Started It Knows No Bounds.