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There Have Been Three Great Inventions Since The Beginning Of Time: Fire, The Wheel, And Central Banking.

If You Eliminate The Names Of Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Jackson And Wilson, Both Conventions Would Get Out Three Days Earlier.

I Know Worrying Works, Because None Of The Stuff I Worried About Ever Happened.

A Fanatic Is Always The Fellow That Is On The Opposite Side.

The Rest Of The People Know The Condition Of The Country, For They Live In It, But Congress Has No Idea What Is Going On In America, So The President Has To Tell 'em.