You've Got To Go After Your Dreams.

When You're Big You Don't Need A Reason To Sweat. You Don't, Right? My Friends Cannot Grab A Hold Of This Concept. They Come Up To Me All The Time Like Jeez! What Have You Been Doing? What Are Ya Jumpin Rope In The Attic?! Well, I Peeled An Orange.. About An Hour Ago. Why, What's Up?

I Really Wasn't A Class Clown.

Every Few Months I'll Pop Into A Comedy Club Or Go To Vegas.

Teachers Have A Chance To Mold Someone, Inspire Them. I Hope All Teachers Realize That.

If I Do A Movie Where I Have To Have A Son And It's A Chubby Kid, My Mother Is Always Like, 'you Were Never Like That.' She Gets So Upset About It.