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One Time This Guy On The Street Wanted Me To Give Him A Medical Opinion, Because I'm A Doctor On Tv. I'm Also A Real Doctor. But I'm Also Zack Braff, So I Kicked Him In The Groin.

Yea, I Had A Dream Too. Looks Like Mine Came True.

I Guess Sometimes God Just Needs To Laugh

The Only Women I Publicly Date Are Those Who Have A Higher Imdb Rating Than Me.

I Think In A Play It's Wise To Just Sit Back And Watch Other Actors And Be Able To Shape It From The Audience.