You Will Think Less Of The Art,

I Am The Most Spontaneous Speaker In The World Because Every Word, Every Gesture, And Every Retort Has Been Carefully Rehearsed.

Telling The Truth Is The Funniest Joke In The World.

All My Life Affection Has Been Showered Upon Me, And Every Forward Step I Have Made Has Been Taken In Spite Of It.

A Married Man Is A Man With A Past, While A Bachelor Is A Man With A Future.

Give Women The Vote, And In Five Years There Will Be A Crushing Tax On Bachelors.