You Write About What You Know.

My Defensiveness In Life Really Helps Me As A Driver.

I Think Golf Is Literally An Addiction. I'm Surprised There's Not Golf Anonymous.

You Know Who Wears Sunglasses Inside? Blind People And Assholes.

Sometimes I Have These Fantasies Of Just Moving To A Foreign Country And Coming Back With A Full Head Of Hair. Or Not Even Come Back! Make A New Life There With Hair... Change My Name, Just See What Happens.

The Closest I Ever Came To Death Was Masturbating With A 104-degree Temperature.