You Write About What You Know.

I Just Wanted Laughs - That's Really What I Was After.

Switzerland Is A Place Where They Don't Like To Fight, So They Get People To Do Their Fighting For Them While They Ski And Eat Chocolate.

I Gave A Funny Speech At My Wife's Birthday Party, And I'm Thinking, 'hey, I've Still Got It.'

Weathermen Merely Forecast Rain To Keep Everyone Else Off The Golf Course

I'd Like To Start A Family, But You Have To Have A Date First.