Young Man, In Mathematics You Don't Understand

If You Tell Me Precisely What It Is A Machine Cannot Do, Then I Can Always Make A Machine Which Will Do Just That.

There's No Sense In Being Precise When You Don't Even Know What You're Talking About.

Anyone Who Attempts To Generate Random Numbers By Deterministic Means Is, Of Course, Living In A State Of Sin.

Young Man, In Mathematics You Don't Understand Things. You Just Get Used To Them.

I Am A Little Troubled About The Tea Service In The Electronic Computer Building. Apparently The Members Of Your Staff Consume Several Times As Much Supplies As The Same Number Of People Do In Fuld Hall And They Have Been Especially Unfair In The Matter Of Sugar.... I Should Like To Raise The Question Whether It Would Not Be Better For The Computer People To Come Up To Fuld Hall At The End Of The Day At 5 O'clock And Have Their Tea Here Under Proper Supervision.