Your Inability To See Yourself Clearly Is

I Just Look Like A Transvestite When I Try To Dress Up. There's No Place To Hide My Balls.

People Say I'm A Nice Girl Saying Terrible Things. I Tend To Say The Opposite Of What I Think. You Hope That The Absolute Power Of That Transcends, And Reaches The Audience.

I Love Children. I'm Embarrassingly Baby-crazy.

My Dad Was A Bedwetter; I Think His Dad Was A Bedwetter. I Like To Talk About It Because It's Something That I Thought Would Be My Deepest, Darkest Secret My Whole Life, And Then You Become An Adult, And It's Not.

Some People Say My Humor Focuses Too Much On Stereotypes. It Doesn't. It Focuses On Facts.