Your Inability To See Yourself Clearly Is

I Love Children. I'm Embarrassingly Baby-crazy.

Why Would I Become Involved With Something That Doesn't Include Everyone? If You're Getting Married Today, It's The Equivalent Of Joining A Country Club That Doesn't Allow Blacks Or Jews.

I Think Jews Tend To Hold Me In Fairly High Regard.

When You’re A Bed Wetter There’s Only One Group Of People You Can Feel Better Than, Bed Shitters, And Unfortunately They’re Hard To Come By.

The First Time I Did Stand-up Was The Summer I Was 17.