Your Love Made It All Worth Waiting

If People Want To Think I Get Drunk And Stay Out All Night, Let'em. That's How I Got Here, You Know.

I Was So Drunk Last Night I Fell Down And Missed The Floor.

When Jerry Lewis And I Were Big, We Used To Go To Parties, And Everybody Thought I Was Big-headed And Stuck Up, And I Wasn't. It Was Because I Didn't Know How To Speak Good English, So I Used To Keep My Mouth Shut.

When The World Seems To Shine Like You've Had Too Much Wine, That's Amore.

If You Drink Don't Drive. Don't Even Putt.