Your Mind Is On Vacation And Your

I Can't Learn Nothing From Listening To Me. That's Something I Already Know.

If You Don't Think You've Got The Blues, Just Keep Living, And If You Don't Think You're Drunk, Just Keep Drinking What You're Drinking.

I'm Going Through A Divorce Now. This Is The Second One, And Like Baseball, I'm Not Gonna Get Three Strikes. I've Been Living By Myself For Five Years And I'm Very Comfortable. I Can Play My Guitar When I Want To.

Your Mind Is On Vacation And Your Mouth Is Working Overtime.

I Learn Everything I Play By Listening To Somebody Else.