Youth Is When You Think You'll Live

Hard Work Spotlights The Character Of People: Some Turn Up Their Sleeves, Some Turn Up Their Noses, And Some Don't Turn Up At All.

Nothing Is As Frustrating As Arguing With Someone Who Knows What He's Talking About.

Inflation Is When You Pay Fifteen Dollars For The Ten-dollar Haircut You Used To Get For Five Dollars When You Had Hair.

It's Not The Hours You Put In Your Work That Counts, It's The Work You Put In The Hours.

The Government Deficit Is The Difference Between The Amount Of Money The Government Spends And The Amount It Has The Nerve To Collect.