Zsa Zsa Gabor, The Only Woman Ever

The Invisible Man, Who Said To His Wife, I Don't Care If It Looks Silly, Don't Stop! Never Got A Dinner!

Making You A Pioneer Only Means One Thing. You Were Around At The Time.

Queen Elizabeth, Who Said, Not Now, I'm On The Throne. Never Got A Dinner!

When People Ask Me If Dean Martin Drank, Let Me Put It This Way. If Dracula Bit Dean In The Neck, He'd Get A Bloody Mary.

Adam, Who Said To Eve, What Do You Mean You Have Nothing To Wear? Never Got A Dinner!