List Of Grapefruit Quotes

By God, I Could Make Myself Bring Her That Economically Halved Grapefruit, That Sugarless Breakfast.

I Got Balls The Size Of Grapefruits!

Hollywood's A Great Place To Live... If You're A Grapefruit.

My Mom Always Puts A Grapefruit In My Stocking. I Like Grapefruit, But Why Put It In A Stocking Like It's A Gift? It's Almost As Bad As Coal.

I Am Grateful... Grapefruit.

I Am A Grateful Grapefruit.