A Bad Liver Is To A Frenchman

No One Ever Mentioned It, But Thousands Of Men Welcomed World War Ii As A Way To Escape Their Humdrum Lives Rather Than A Chance To Fight For God And Country.

I Just Don't Want To Die The Same Day Castro Dies

I Know It's Very Egocentric To Believe That Someone Is Put On Earth For A Reason. In My Case, I Like To Think I Was.

The Best Way To Clean Up A Son's Room Is To Close The Door And Pretend It's Not Part Of The House.

If President Nixon's Secretary, Rosemary Woods, Had Been Moses' Secretary, There Would Only Be Eight Commandments.