I Like Champagne Because It Always Tastes

I Worship The Quicksand He [richard Nixon] Walks In.

While My Friends Were Discussing Pearl Harbor As The Country's Problem, I Took It Personally. It Dawned On Me That The Japanese Attack Could Be My Ticket Out Of High School.

I Contemplated Suicide. My Main Concern Was That I Would Not Make The New York Times Obituary Page.

Tax Reform Is Taking The Taxes Off Things That Have Been Taxed In The Past And Putting Taxes On Things That Haven't Been Taxed Before.

You Can't Make Up Anything Anymore. The World Itself Is A Satire. All You're Doing Is Recording It.