A Country Can Get More Real Joy

A Lot Of Guys Have Had A Lot Of Fun Joking About Henry Ford Because He Admitted One Time That He Didn't Know History. He Don't Know It, But History Will Know Him. He Has Made More History Than His Critics Ever Read.

We Are Here For Just A Spell, So Get A Few Laughs.

When You Get Into Trouble 5,000 Miles From Home, You've Got To Have Been Looking For It.

If A Thousand Shares Of Stocks Or Bonds Make Nothing, You Pay Nothing. But On A Thousand Acres Of Land You Pay Enough To Support Half The Community Who Own No Land And Pay No Taxes.

We Can't All Be Heroes, Because Somebody Has To Sit On The Curb And Applaud When They Go By.