The Us Is Safest When Congress Is

Democrats Never Agree On Anything, That's Why They're Democrats. If They Agreed With Each Other, They Would Be Republicans.

Half Our Life Is Spent Trying To Find Something To Do With The Time We Have Rushed Through Life Trying To Save.

If Your Time Is Worth Anything, Travel By Air. If Not, You Might Just As Well Walk.

I Have A Scheme For Stopping War. It's This - No Nation Is Allowed To Enter A War Till They Have Paid For The Last One.

Baseball Is A Skilled Game. It's America's Game - It, And High Taxes.