A Few Cobras In Your Home Will

A Hermit Is Simply A Person To Whom Civilization Has Failed To Adjust Itself.

I Am Billed As A Humorist, But Of Course I Am A Tragedian At Heart.

They [the Pilgrims] Believed In Freedom Of Thought For Themselves And For All Other People Who Believed Exactly As They Did.

If A Cat Does Something, We Call It Instinct; If We Do The Same Thing, For The Same Reason, We Call It Intelligence.

Henry Viii Had So Many Wives Because His Dynastic Sense Was Very Strong Whenever He Saw A Maid Of Honour.