A Friend Will Tell You She Saw

Housework, If It Is Done Properly, Can Cause Brain Damage.

With Girls, Everything Looks Great On The Surface. But Beware Of Drawers That Won't Open. They Contain A Three-month Supply Of Dirty Underwear, Unwashed Hose, And Rubber Bands With Blobs Of Hair In Them.

I Haven't Trusted Polls Since I Read That 62% Of Women Had Affairs During Their Lunch Hour. I've Never Met A Woman In My Life Who Would Give Up Lunch For Sex.

The Term 'working Mother' Is Redundant.

Every Puppy Should Have A Boy.