A Good Listener Is Usually Thinking About

Nobody Can Be As Agreeable As An Uninvited Guest.

All The World Loves A Good Loser.

Beauty Is . . . A Valuable Asset If You're Poor Or Haven't Any Sense.

Laugh, And The World Laughs With You. Weep, An' It Keeps On Laughin'.

Nothing Dispels Enthusiasm Like A Small Admission Fee.