A Lecturer Often Makes You Feel Dumb

A Smart Mother Suggests That Her Child Bring An Apple To His Teacher; A Smarter Mother Suggests That He Bring A Couple Of Aspirins.

Under Dictatorship, The People In Prison Are Always Superior To The People Who Put Them There.

There's Nothing As Short As Short-term Debt.

A Home In The Country Is What A City Man Hopes To Buy And A Farmer Hopes To Sell.

Egotist: 1. A Person Who Is His Own Best Friend. 2. An I Specialist. 3. A Man Whose Opinions All Change, Except The One He Has Of Himself.