A Loafer Always Has The Correct Time.

It Seems That Nothing Ever Gets To Going Good Till There's A Few Resignations

Some People Pay A Compliment As If They Expected A Receipt.

The World Gets Better Every Day - Then Worse Again In The Evening.

Beauty Is . . . A Valuable Asset If You're Poor Or Haven't Any Sense.

We're All Self-made Men, But Not Very Many Of Us Have Stayed On The Job.