A Loafer Always Has The Correct Time.

Some People Pay A Compliment As If They Expected A Receipt.

When Some Fellers Decide To Retire Nobody Knows The Difference.

Never Tell The Box-office Man That You Can't Hear Well Or He Will Sell You A Seat Where You Can't See Either.

The Man Who Says "i May Be Wrong, But--" Does Not Believe There Can Be Any Such Possibility.

We'd All Like To Vote For The Best Man But He's Never A Candidate.