We're All Self-made Men, But Not Very

You Won't Skid If You Stay In A Rut.

Some Folks Can Look So Busy Doing Nothing That They Seem Indispensable.

When Some Fellers Decide To Retire Nobody Knows The Difference.

If The Government Was As Afraid Of Disturbing The Consumer As It Is Of Disturbing Business, This Would Be Some Democracy.

All I Kin Git Out O' The Wickersham Position On Prohibition Is That The Distinguished Jurist Seems To Feel That If We'd Let 'em Have It The Problem O' Keepin' 'em From Gitten;' It Would Be Greatly Simplified