All The World Loves A Good Loser.

No Matter How Much Strong Black Coffee We Drink, Almost Any After- Dinner Speech Will Counteract It.

Of All The Unbearable Nuisances, The Ignoramus That Has Traveled Is The Worst.

No One Can Feel As Helpless As The Owner Of A Sick Goldfish.

Laugh, And The World Laughs With You. Weep, An' It Keeps On Laughin'.

Live So That You Can At Least Get The Benefit Of The Doubt.