All The World Loves A Good Loser.

The Longer It Takes You To Select A Cantaloupe, The Worse It Is!

Nothing Dispels Enthusiasm Like A Small Admission Fee.

One Of The Commonest Ailments Of The Present Day Is The Premature Formation Of Opinion.

It Used To Be That A Fellow Went On The Police Force When Everything Else Failed, But Today He Goes In The Advertising Game.

If The Government Was As Afraid Of Disturbing The Consumer As It Is Of Disturbing Business, This Would Be Some Democracy.