A Lot Of Comedy Is Really Diy.

Sex With My First Boyfriend Was A Little Bit Like Learning How To Put In A Tampon, But Only Half As Enjoyable!

I Dislike Ted Cruz As Much As The Next Everyone. But That's No Reason To Be Rude To Ted's Loving Wife And Possible Hostage.

There's A Danger Zone If You Take Yourself Too Seriously. It's A Terrible Trap To Fall Into. I Think It's The Death Of Comedy.

I'm Capable Of Living In The Moment. And I'm Especially Capable Of Living In The Moment Of Sitting On My Sofa And Watching Other People's Moments.

President Trump - God Forbid - The Country Will Be Okay, I Promise. I Don't Know Exactly What The Country Will Look Like, But We Will Survive It.