If It Wasn't For What Goes On

I'm Not Even Reading About The U.s. Election, I'm Just Totally Involved In The Canadian One.

Christmas: It's The Only Religious Holiday That's Also A Federal Holiday. That Way, Christians Can Go To Their Services, And Everyone Else Can Sit At Home And Reflect On The True Meaning Of The Separation Of Church And State.

You've Got To Have Gumption. You've Got To Be Willing To Stand Up On The Stage For No Money For Ten Years.

Hopefully The Person I'm Trying To Create Is Just A Funny, Dour, Evil Side Of Myself That Has No Other Way To Express Itself. I Don't Model It After Anyone In Particular. Who Would Be Like That? Who? I Wouldn't Want To Meet That Person. I Wouldn't Want To Be Interviewed By That Person, I Can Tell You That.

More People Need To Inhabit This World.