A Lot Of People Do That Kind

My Preference Is Swimming In The Sea. I Find The Sea Is More Liberating, Wild And Good Fun Rather Than Plodding Up And Down A Pool.

With Two Small Children, I Haven't Had A Wash Since 2001 So The Chance To Go Shopping Is Way Down The List. It Is Something I Do Intend To Get.

I Thought I Was Funny As A Kid.

I Do Say No To Lots Of Things, Actually! I Know It Doesn't Look Like It. But I Have A Tendency To A) Be Rubbish At Saying No, And B) Be Pushed By Some Kind Of Protestant Work Ethic.

I Think My Comedy, The Put-downs I Do To Hecklers, Are The Accumulated Bitterness Of Years Of People Feeling That It's Perfectly Acceptable To Make A Comment On Your Appearance When They Don't Even Know You.