A Lot Of The Comedians Don't Even

My Favorite Procrastination Is To Make The Choice To Have Valuable Times With Human Beings That I Care About Instead Of Holing Myself Up Alone To Get My Work Done.

Beautiful Clear Day In Beverly Hills. The Sweet Smell Of Botox Is In The Air.

Just Went To The Gym And Worked On Every Body Part. Four People Slapped Me.

People Do What They Do To Each Other And They Feed On It.

I Just Had A Pedicure. My Feet Are Soft Like A Baby's Behind. If His Ass Was Covered In Calluses.