Ladies, Apologies, But Isn't 'vintage' Just Used

Think Well Of Yourself And Others Will Too. Unless Those Others Are In Government, Banking, Or Show Business.

Met A Girl The Other Nite And Told Her- Before You Can Be With Someone You Have To Know The Value Of Yourself. So Does $200 Seem Reasonable?

If Someone Sprays Windex In Your Food It Can Give You Diarrhea. But Once You Wipe It Off Your Windows, You're Fine.

The Squirrel In My Yard Really Knows His Way Around The Neighborhood.

The Selfish And Usually Pointless Approach Is To Try To Get Both Done Simultaneously - Accomplish Your Work At Hand While Begging Forgiveness Of Those Close To You While You're Basically Working In Front Of Them During What Could've Been Specifically 'quality Time.'