If Someone Sprays Windex In Your Food

The Favorite Method Of Vice Is To Diss All Responsibility Be Work Or Social, Go Off By Myself, And Enjoy A Good Steak And A Great Glass Of Wine. Oh Yeah, And My Kids Are There Too.

My Mom Just Told Me It's Impossible To Know What's Going To Happen In Life. Except With Breakfast, Cause She Eats The Same Thing Every Day.

Some Dead People Said Smart Stuff.

I Am Stressed Because Once I Am Flattened Out So Thin To Be Able To Slide Under A Doorway, I May Never Be Able To Ever Be Unflattened So I Could Be Regular Sized Again.

I Don't Like To Drink Alone 'cause There's Nobody To Fight With.