A Man Falls Down A Flight Of

My Brother Applied For Work, But Was Told By The Company That It Had More Employees Than It Needed. My Brother Said, "don't Worry. The Little Bit Of Work I Do Won't Be Noticed !!!"

Why Are We Honoring This Man? Have We Run Out Of Human Beings?

You Look Like A Normal Person, If You Can Find A Normal Person Who Wants To Look Like That.

My Wife Sent Me A Valentine Card That Said, "take My Heart, Take My Lips, Take My Soul." That's Just Like Her. She Kept The Good Parts For Herself.

I Take New Years With A Grain Of Salt And Three Aspirins.