A Man Who Envies Our Family Is

It's Not Our Fault Our Generation Has Short Attention Spans, Dad. We Watch An Appalling Amount Of Tv.

Being Myself Didn't Work. Being Someone Else Didn't Work. Maybe I Just Wasn't Meant To Have Friends.

Romance Is Dead - It Was Acquired In A Hostile Takeover By Hallmark And Disney, Homogenized, And Sold Off Piece By Piece.

You Can't Create A Monster, Then Whine When It Stomps On A Few Buildings.

A Man Who Envies Our Family Is A Man Who Needs Help.