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A Matador Is A Guy Who Didn't Have Enough People Skills To Be Promoted To Serial Killer.
-Scott Adams
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A Matador Is A Guy Who Didn't
Scott Adams
A Matador Is A Guy Who Didn't Have Enough People Skills To Be Promoted To Serial Killer.
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