A Matador Is A Guy Who Didn't

I Never Knew What An Engineer Did For A Living When I Was A Kid. I Still Don't.

Your Business Clothes Are Naturally Attracted To Staining Liquids. This Attraction Is Strongest Just Before An Important Meeting.

I've Always Defined Myself Not As A Cartoonist , But As An Entrepreneur. That Was True Before I Tried Cartooning. I Always Imagined Cartooning Would Be How I Got My Seed Capital. I Always Thought My Other Businesses Would Be The Less Dominant Part Of My Life.

Science Is A Good Thing. News Reporters Are Good Things Too. But It's Never A Good Idea To Put Them In The Same Room.

If I Had To Pick One Quality That Best Predicts Success (other Than Wanting To Be Successful) It Would Be The Willingness To Risk Embarrassment.