A Pest Is A Person Who Can

The Irish Gave The Bagpipes To The Scotts As A Joke, But The Scotts Haven't Seen The Joke Yet.

Gather Kittens While You May, Time Brings Only Sorrow; And The Kittens Of Today; Will Be Old Cats Tomorrow.

Bigamy Is One Way Of Avoiding The Painful Publicity Of Divorce And The Expense Of Alimony.

To Babble Is To Make A Feminine Noise Somewhat Resembling The Sound Of A Brook, But With Less Meaning.

A Kiss Is A Course Of Procedure Cunningly Devised, For The Mutual Stopage Of Speech At A Moment When Words Are Superfluous.