A Rich Man Is One Who Isn't

A Scout Troop Consists Of Twelve Little Kids Dressed Like Schmucks Following A Big Schmuck Dressed Like A Kid.

I Feel Responsible For Johnny Ray's Success. See Many Years Ago I Asked Him To Be On My Show And He Asked For A Lot Of Money And I Cried. And He Stole That From Me.

Try Saving When Your Salary Is Low. So After Making More Money, You Will Not Be Able To Do This Anywhere

A Rich Man Is One Who Isn't Afraid To Ask The Salesperson To Show Him Something Cheaper.

Gags Die, Humor Doesn't.