I Took My Girl To Dinner, And

The Doctors Couldn't Find Anything Wrong With Me Except That I Have A Slight Stomach Pain. Wait Till I Get My Hospital Bill! Then I'll Really Have A Pain The Stomach!

Try Saving When Your Salary Is Low. So After Making More Money, You Will Not Be Able To Do This Anywhere

I Was Born In Waukegan A Long, Long Time Ago. As A Matter Of Fact, Our Rabbi Was An Indian.

No Matter How Often I Tell People I'm Thirty-nine Some Of Them Refuse To Believe I'm That Old.

Hors D'oeuvre: A Ham Sandwich Cut Into Forty Pieces.