Hors D'oeuvre: A Ham Sandwich Cut Into

Give Me Golf Clubs, Fresh Air And A Beautiful Partner, And You Can Keep The Clubs And The Fresh Air.

I Feel Responsible For Johnny Ray's Success. See Many Years Ago I Asked Him To Be On My Show And He Asked For A Lot Of Money And I Cried. And He Stole That From Me.

Hors D'oeuvre: A Ham Sandwich Cut Into Forty Pieces.

I Practice Three Hours Daily On My Violin So I Won't Get Worse.

I Took My Girl To Dinner, And She Laughed So Hard At One Of My Jokes That She Dropped Her Tray.