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Gags Die, Humor Doesn't.

I Was Born In Waukegan A Long, Long Time Ago. As A Matter Of Fact, Our Rabbi Was An Indian.

I Don't Deserve This Award, But I Have Arthritis And I Don't Deserve That Either.

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