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A Rubik's Cube Is Equal To A Drag Queen. It's Really Colorful, But I Don't Wanna Do It.
-Demetri Martin
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A Rubik's Cube Is Equal To A
Demetri Martin
A Rubik's Cube Is Equal To A Drag Queen. It's Really Colorful, But I Don't Wanna Do It.
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