Canoe + Waterfall = I Don't Go

I Think They Named The Orange Before The Carrot.

If You Want To Make A Mythical Creature, Just Take A Regular Animal And Add Wings To It. A Horse Becomes A Pegasus, A Lion Becomes A Griffin, And A Hawk... Becomes A Double Hawk.

Whenever I'm On My Computer, I Don't Type 'lol'. I Type 'lqtm' - Laugh Quietly To Myself. It's More Honest.

I Would Like To Have Windshield Wipers That Do The Whole Windshield, Please.

The Shortest Distance Between Two Idiots Is A Conga Line.