Canoe + Waterfall = I Don't Go

I Ordered A Wake-up Call The Other Day. The Phone Rang And A Woman's Voice Said, 'what The Hell Are You Doing With Your Life?'

I Think Cats Would Have An Even Worse Attitude If They Found Out How Stupid Their Names Were.

I Can Always Tell How Stupid Someone Is By How Certain They Are About What They're Saying.

Overheard Today In Restaurant: Can You Stop Listening To Our Conversation?

We Do Not Allow Dwarf Tossing. If You Toss A Dwarf, The Dwarf Will Be Tossed Right Back At You, But Faster.