A Sense Of Humor Is Good For

Drugs Are Very Much A Part Of Professional Sports Today, But When You Think About It, Golf Is The Only Sport Where The Players Aren't Penalized For Being On Grass.

It Was A Typically British Birth... I Was Three At The Time. They Had A Strike In The Maternity Ward... I Came Out In Sympathy.

I Like To Play In The Low 70's. If It Gets Any Hotter Than That I'll Stay In The Bar!

It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy Itself But You'll Be Able To Watch It All On Tv.

My Father Told Me All About The Birds And The Bees, The Liar - I Went Steady With A Woodpecker Till I Was Twenty One.