A Sense Of Humor Is Good For

He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And His Jewelry Goes 150.

England Occupies A Warm Spot In My Affections. It Was The Scene Of My Greatest Performance. I Was Born There.

All British Castles And Old Country Homes Are Supposed To Be Haunted. It's In The Lease.

I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't Have So Many Sweaters.

They'll Always Be An England, Even If It's In Hollywood.